Developer Tool Confessions

"I don't understand why I paying a lot of certain"

"I have 47 Notion pages I have never opened. I keep paying $16/month because deleting them feels like giving up on my future self."

"We pay $800/month for Monday.com. We use it as a glorified to-do list. Excel would have been free."

"I bought Semrush to finally take SEO seriously. I have opened it exactly once. That was 4 months ago."

"I told my whole team to switch to Cursor. Secretly went back to Copilot after a week. Haven't told anyone."

"I have a fully built Shopify store. Been paying $39/month for 8 months. Never launched it. The shame."